Twenty funny animal jokes.

Hello and hi! Here’s hoping your Easter week is going great. Today is blog day, and this time we’ve decided to give you a reason to LOL (laugh out loud)!

Rose and I love animals. If you subscribe to my letters I’ll write to you personally to tell you some awesome stories about animals I’ve met. Rose has also written a number of books with animal characters, and you can find them here on her website under the My Books tab.

Get ready to giggle, because here are twenty animal jokes for you to enjoy!

​1 ~ What is black and white and red all over?
A shy skunk.
 
2 ~ What do you call an alligator who steals?
A crookodile
 
3 ~ What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
 
4 ~ What do you call a cow with a guitar?
A moosician.

​5 ~ What do a shark and a computer have in common?
Megabites.
 
6 ~ What do you get when you cross a sheepdog and a daisy?
A collie-flower.
 
7 ~ Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
 
8 ~ Why are frogs always happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.

​9 ~ Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
 
10 ~ Why did the pig leave the party?
Because everyone thought she was a boar.
 
11 ~ Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.
 
12 ~ What did the beaver say to the tree when he left the forest?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
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​13 ~ Why do birds fly south in Winter?
It’s too far to walk.
 
14 ~ Why did the bunny go to the hospital?
He needed a hoperation.
 
15 ~ Coach - "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar - "I had to put my shoes on."
 
16 ~ What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
Lost.

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​17 ~ How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end smiles.
 
18 ~ Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
 
19 ~ How did the duck react when he caught the joke?
He quacked-up laughing.
 
20 ~ What is out of bounds?
A tired kangaroo.

​Oh my goodness; I’ve had such fun creating this blog. Laughter is the best medicine for anything that makes you feel uncomfortable in the whole wide world. When you laugh you release certain endorphins in your brain that bring you back into balance and make you feel great.
 
Always look at the bright side of life. It’s not always easy, but once you know how it feels to laugh and be happy you’ll never want to be miserable - ever again! With so many funny things to laugh about in our world, we never need to laugh at other people… unless they’re trying to be funny, of course!

I’m also sharing some images of the covers of some of Rose’s animal-related books. Just click on the images to check them out on Amazon, in eBook and paperback formats.
 
Until next time, here’s wishing you a most awesome Easter weekend ahead!
HAPPY EASTER!
Keep smiling,
stay magical!
Hugs from Rose and me, Sasha ~

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